starting life in egypt 1

my friends in malaysia constantly ask me, "dude, wat did u do in egypt? is your house in the middle of a desert? wats so special about egypt? any hot egyptian hottie? hows your school? bla bla bla etc etc etc. same old crap. now lemme tell you guys the story how I survived after my plane landed in egypt. fyi, this post dosen`t contain any picture cuz i forgot where i put them. -___-

well, after my dadio, my eldest bro n me came to egypt international airport, my first impression was: "WTH IS THIS THE AIRPORT ?? EVEN MY SCHOOL CANTEEN LOOKS BETTER!" so we looked around us. n then this 50 year old dude came to us. he was my dads senior. he was about to retire n my dad will replace him here, in egypt. bla bla bla bla bla. we settled in at the marriot hotel, where we spend our 3 months-of-boringness. nothing to do except enjoy the view from the 13th floor. actually, we did take a little tour, guided by my dad`s pa. we went to the egyptian museum, visited the pyramid of giza, ermmm and many more laa. i forgot. 2 weeks after our arrival, my dad found a suitable apartment for us to live. and yeah, we built our nest there. haha.

then the time came where i have to go to "school". wats a school? i don`t know. just do what your parents tell u to do. but too bad by that time it was summer holiday. so i was kinda lucky cause the school was closed when we were on our so called "holiday". my dad sent me to pakistan international school (pisc for short). then i complained, why pakistan dad WHY??? why not british international school. and he replied cause that school is the nearest to our house and all your malaysian friends go there. so i was like HUUUH!!?? THERE`S OTHER MALAYSIANS HERE?? couple of days later, i had to go to that school to take some sort of exam i don`t know wats it called. i steped in the school`s office n i was like OMG. its really small. i mean it. REALLY SMALL. smaller then my bed room. it was a messed up room. while i was day dreaming in the office, my dad talked to the lady in charge. and then she asked me couple of question. name, age, bla bla bla. u get the point rite? then she told my dad, that i need to take an exam before entering the school. i was like ok. no prob. i`m the best student in my class u know. (NOT!)

the next two days i came to the school without my dads guidance. well duh, i`m the one taking the exam, not my dad. so she gave me a paper and a pen. in the front of the paper its written MATHEMATICS. she told me to do the exam in the principals office. i went there without questioning. i answered it with confidence. yeah rite. i just guessed them all. i had no calculator at all. so i used my brain with an IQ of a nut. one hour later she gave me another paper. ENGLISH. pfft. easy peasy lemon squeezy. i finished it less then 30 min. before i went back home, she told me to come back tomorrow to take another exam. SCIENCE. i said tarak hal la. the next day, i came to that school again, went to the lady to take the paper n i was seriusly schocked. she gave me PHYSICS paper. i was like this is bullshit. i never learned this crap. (i said that in my heart not to her.) so i manage to do the exam. its like math+science form 2. then she gave me another paper. CHEMISTRY. glurrp. i don`t have the guts to open the paper. so i didn`t answer anything. i closed the principals office door half way, n then i day dreamed for a while. an hour later i submit the paper, hoping she won`t take a look. God loves me more. she just slipped the paper into a file. and then she gave me the final exam, BIOLOGY. OMGWTHSTFUBULLSHIT. i went back and sat on a chair n finished the exam. i left alot of question though. i then gave the paper to her n ran home. i was happy. smiled all day long like a maniac.

TO BE CONTINUED.