what a day!!

test test.. hello everybody!!
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u guys wanna hear wat happened today??
*audience: yes!!!*
ok.. here we go!!
today was an unforgettable day.. at 9 in the morning i went to the ambassador`s house to pick up my dad.. our intentions was to buy a cat today.. so after we had breakfast, we went to this i don`t no wats it called souq a.k.a pasar pe tah kat mana tah.. i just slept in the car during the journey.. when we reached our destiny (ceeyhh, ayat nak skema je..) we jln2 carik kucing there.. but alas, we didn`t find any.. its not that there were none, but all of the cats that i saw was like nyawa2 ikan.. first of all, we went to the "bird section".. but we didn`t find any cats because that was the "bird section"... wat malu jeee.. then we went to the "dog section".. hey guess wat, the owner of the dog just sell their dogs just like that.. erm i mean like they were holding them while saying BELI 3 PERCUMA 1!! jkjk.. aiseyhh.. they were selling their dogs like offering barang made in china laaa.. but that place was creepy.. i really mean it.. the place, the smell, n the dogs duhhh.. even the owners scare me.. their dogs influence them kowt.. they jadi doggie style.. hahaha.. we went home dissapointed.. ='(
actually we went to the malaysian embassy to pray at the nearby mosque.. after the friday prayer, we wanted to have lunch outside, but then pakcik azam dtg offer mkn rumah dia.. bkn mkn rumah dia like jilat dinding n gigit lantai, i mean having lunch at his house laa.. apa la korang.. tu pun xtau kaa?? my dad n i were the first one to arrive.. we minum2 sikit then tuan rumah offer me gune tenet.. haaiissh.. malu la i.. but rezeki xleh tolak.. haha.. apa lagi, redtube laa.. astaghfirllah!! mana ada.. aku ni baik orgnye.. byk tgk vid kat youtube jee.. then ble org lain da sampai, kami mkn ramai2... kenyang.. sdp.. lauk dia.. erm.. as far as i can remember ayam kampung pak arab, sotong masak merah, ikan pe tah, sayur pe tah, air sirap, budu org negeri 9 n mcm2 lagi.. after that i watched barney the movie.. don`t ask me why i watched it..
the best part is about to come.. my dad called me to salam with everyone because we were leaving.. we hopped in our shoes n entered the lift.. then pakcik kahar joined us because he wanted to rokok outside.. then pakcik wan pun join pakcik kahar.. then pakcik hazam lak join bab nak lepak diorang.. so the lift was filled with 5 malaysians n 1 pak arab mana tah.. he said that its full.. someone must take the stairs.. but who gives a damn riite?? 5 malaysians can beat 1 arab.. we were all like this: "no problem" "bismillah" "all of us r small" (yeah rite).. when we pressed the ground floor button, the lift went down smoothly.. then pakcik kahar said: "see, no problem at all".. then everybody started laughing.. including me.. suddenly, when we reached the ground floor, the cabel that was holding the lift snapped!! YES IT SNAPPED!! FOR PETE SAKE DON`T U GUYS UNDERSTAND?? IT SNAPPED!! KEEBAAABOOOOOMMM!! THE LIFT SMASHED TO THE BOTTOM!! the lights went out.. my stomach suddenly started to grumble.. not b`coz i`m hungry, its b`coz terkejut tahap kuda minum arak la niee.. the pak arab who were with us banged the door to call his family member.. then i know that he was the son of the tuan rumah.. alhamdulillah his family members came.. they opened the door for us.. ble kuar semua wat muka cool.. cm x cuak je.. like nothing happened.. we went outside the building n started laughing.. =.= i don`t know why.. my dad n i went home after that with a smile on our faces.. gained new experience today.. when we reached our house, my dad told me to sujud syukur..

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